Just kidding. I'm probably the coolest person you'll ever meet. Yep. Totally super cool. *twiddles thumbs*
Anyshoes, I have way too many interesting facts about myself so enjoy them all :)
- I really am afraid of butterflies- no, that wasn't a joke.
- I'm afraid of dolls too.
- And clowns, but isn't everyone afraid of those?
- And my little sister, but that's just cheating. All older sisters are at least mildly afraid of their younger sister(s).
- My eyes change color quite a bit depending on the weather, although I like to pretend it's based on my emotions instead. They go from gray to green to hazel and everywhere inbetween.
- What I want more than anything is a minion. If he had a best friend who was a smurf I would be totally okay with that.
- I despise Doritos.
- I'm gluten intolerant.
- I have 3 younger siblings- Little Sister (aka LS), Kid Brother (who frequently makes appearances as KB), and Baby, who's a girl, but I couldn't refer to her as BS because... yeah.
- My favorite food is ice cream.
- I have the best best friend in the entire planet. You guys think you know a lot about my craziness? She has seen me at my spazziest multiple times and she still sticks around!
- I'm addicted to the internet. Like full-on addicted. Did you know that internet addiction is a legit addiction now? I think it'll be official in 2014... they'll have rehab centers and everything, except why you'd want to not be on the internet idk.
- I love animals.
- Bugs are the bane of my existence.
- Winter is my favorite season because there's no bugs.
- I fully got out of the "cooties" stage when I was 14.
- I'm a Sherwhovian.
- I'm kind of in love with David Tennant and Richard Armitage a little bit.
- I hate Burger King. Just thinking about it gives me the willies.
- I always set marshmallows on fire when making smores. Always. Sometimes I set other people's on fire for them, too, since I'm just so darn nice.
- My favorite band is Imagine Dragons, and my favorite artist is Taylor Swift. Yeah, I know.
- The South is the best place on Earth.
- I may or may not have a softspot for werewolves.
- Twilight makes me want to throw up.
- The Hunger Games make me want to throw up a little too.
- My favorite book series right now is Divergent.
- My favorite book of all time is The Grand Sophy by Georgette Heyer.
- I love writing.
- And reading.
- And singing.
- And playing piano.
- And playing piano and singing simultaneously.
- And cooking.
- And baking, although I can't do that very often anymore (see number 8). Sad face.
- My birthday is 8 days before Christmas.
- I think way too much. I've almost permanently injured myself by doing this on multiple occasions.
- I speak sarcasm, baby, dog, cat, and French.
- I do NOT speak troll. I'm pretty gullible that way.
- My favorite cartoon is the Justice League.
- My second favorite cartoon is the old Scooby Doo.
- It takes a lot to offend me, but if I even so much as think that you were rude to one of my friends, you better watch your back.
- Don't even think about hurting my siblings. In fact, just stay away from them to be safe.
- I'm easily assuaged by these guys- \ (^_0) / (LOOK! HE'S WINKING!)
- My favorite color is blue.
- It is my firm belief that cherry pie is the worst thing to ever grace the bakery aisle with its presence.
- I very, very rarely leave the house without candy, or, at the very least, gum.
- Storebought cookies are gross.
- I've only been out of the US once, and that was to the UK.
- I want to be a teacher someday.
- I have the attention span and decision making ability of a squirrel and, although I'm entertained really easily, am usually bored out of my mind.
