History Lessons with Cofake

Me: "Kid Brother, what is a Confederate soldier?"

KB: "A soldier that was in the Confederate army."

Me: -_- "Which side was the Confederate side, though?"

KB: "The South, duh."

Me: "Okay, and why was the Civil War waged?"

KB: Robot voice- "States' Rights."

Me: "Very good. Okay, name as many presidents as you can in chronological order..."

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Speaking of KB, he seems to think that he's ten now? Yeah, I dunnah about that... I think 8 is a good number. Or seven. Yeah, seven works too.

Funniest Videos that are 20 Seconds or Under

I saw this post on Smosh and some of these things had me laughing so hard that I couldn't not repost them. I've picked out the decent ones (decent as far as language and stuff goes... other than that they're pretty much all terrible and a total waste of your time) and posted them here :)

Hmmm... I dunnuh...

PSYCH!

Yeah, yeah, it's an oldie, but I think that the more you watch it, the funnier it gets...

Well that was an unfortunate teleprompter moment.

I'm sorry for bringing Twilight into this... it just... I can't stop laughing...

Ohhh Tobuscus...

I need to go do this (not sure why it's on loop... but I had to find a new version :( )

I'm sorry, but this will never not make me laugh.

*Clap clap*

I love that the cat is so calm.

This one's just plain stupid.

Not sure what just happened...

So. Cute.

This one is by far the best, so I saved it for last :D

Too Lazy to Come up with a Suitable Title

Alright (yes, I'm aware this is not *technically* a standard word in American English; no, I do not care. Look, I even used a semicolon improperly just to illustrate how much I don't care), be ready to see the cutest thing you've ever seen in your entire life.

Aw! Isn't it adorable?!?! I love how he pulls his one ear down at the end like he's embarrassed...

Fun fact: I saw this with just the four panes a while ago and immediately wanted to put these lyrics in, so I did, because I have mad photo-editing skillz. So, yes, feel free to tell me how awesome I am.

I. Hate. Butterflies.

Hey there you guise! I'm feeling particularly sane today, so I figured I'd give y'all a nice little post about bugs since I thought I could make it through without having a panic attack.

Just kidding, I'm not afraid of bugs.
No, really, I'm not.
Well...
Okay, maybe a little.
Stop laughing.

I don't actually hate butterflies... well, not all butterflies. Just the ones that look like moths, because I. Hate. Moths.

I hate them.

They are the reason I can't sleep at night- because I'm itching to get out there, turn a light on, wait, and then kill every last one of them on the face of the planet.

I hate them.

They're so furry and gross and when you're a completely unsuspecting, curious, 7-year-old little girl that likes to stick her face near creatures she deems "cute" (which is every creature on the face of the planet, besides spiders), they like to fly up in your face.

That's right, I went there.

...

So... butterflies... riiiiight...

Anyway, since I had that traumatic experience- *ahem* I mean, no way, that was somebody else- I hate moths and anything moth-related, which has slowly grown to include most butterflies. No joke, I can no longer go in the Butterfly House at Callaway Gardens without freaking out and freezing at least once.

There are only two butterfly species that I'm not petrified of, and those are the pretty blue ones (go figure) and the little yellow ones, which I call "potato chip ones." Don't ask me why, I think I was hungry that day or something and it just stuck.

Go ahead, enjoy this picture before I'm afraid of these too and take it down.

The Questions I Hold Deep Within my Brain

I found myself pondering this question about 15 minutes ago:

"What would you get if you crossed a smurf and a unicorn?"

Since I know all of y'all are dying to know the answer as well, I'll let you know so that you can go to sleep tonight. The answer of course is...

A birthday party.

*Sigh.*

Will someone please come and fix my brain? I'm starting to get worried.

Ukuleles are Awesome

This week I was on a 9 hour flight with one of those personal entertainment thingymajiggers. I did, of course, what anyone else in my situation would do- listen to Taylor Swift for 7 of them! This experience left me convinced of one thing and one thing only...

I need a ukulele.

Why, you ask? Well, why do you even need to ask that? Ukuleles are awesome. They say that guys learning to play the guitar makes their awesomeness points jump... well, learning to play the ukulele makes anyone's awesomeness points skyrocket.

Well... that's really all I had to say... I'm no good at long posts... but apparently I'm really good at awkward endings *rolls eyes*

Wow. I'm even sarcastic and short tempered with myself. Awkwaaaaaaaaaard...

Sooooo... adios.

BACKSTORY TIME!

So I figured I owe all of my future dedicated followers and fans an explanation for why I named my blog what I did. *WARNING- I have a fever right now and am therefore not responsible for any grammatical mistakes*

Normally my OCD does not allow the title of the blog and the blog URL to be different things, but this time I made an exception because... well... let's face it, I'm awesome (the less you think about it the more sense it makes).

My obsession with smurfs began a long time ago... my mother always loved smurfs, and for a period of time in my childhood talked about them and explained what they were to me. As my obsession with the color blue grew, naturally, my obsession with smurfs grew as well. Sometime in the midst of my preteen years Mother forced me to watch the old smurf series and my obsession continued to grow. All of this came to a climax when in the past year I read a book in which the main character was awesome and crazy and obsessed with smurfs. When I finished the book, which ended with a huge cliffhanger, my main thought was- "Man, that girl is awesome. I want to be more like her." So I just gave in to my obsession with smurfs and haven't looked back since.

The way I see it, "the smurfs are coming" is really just a subconscious call for the security I felt as a child.

All that to say... there's really no explanation for why I named my blog what I did. I thought of both of them in about 3 minutes. 3 minutes... that's probably about the same amount of time you wasted reading this post. 

Muahahahahaha... suckers! >:D